Always And Forever Heatwave
“I would never stoop so low as to be fashionable.” Dolly Parton is the ultimate queen of the one-liners.
“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.”
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”