Five Most Hilarious Tweets Smooth assemble a little chuckle from the Twitter nether... 1. Davie Bowie Everyone's best friend. 2. I've George Michael over for tea later... Hope he approves. 3. Don't go bacon my heart... I couldn't if I fried. 4. You're once, twice... Three times a ladle. 5. When Gordon Ramsay comes to me... Speaking words of wisdom.