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How many times have you misheard a song lyric? Here are some of the funniest.
Correct lyric: "Take me through the darkness to the break of the day"
Correct lyric: "No message could have been any clearer"
Correct lyric: "A young girl with eyes like the desert" Huh? Eyes like a desert - so they were yellow?
Correct lyric: "You're the one that I want"
Correct lyric: "I just died in your arms tonight, It must have been something you said" - Ah yes, that makes more sense!
Correct lyric: "We'll be together with a roof right over our heads" That sounds about right - the roof rack wouldn't protect you from much!
Correct lyric: "Sweet dreams are made of these" - Although we have to argue that sweet dreams CAN BE made of cheese...and a good chutney!
Correct lyric: "Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you"
"In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of"
Correct lyric: “Kicking your can all over the place.” Please don’t kick a cat.
Correct lyric: "when the going gets tough." As IF Billy Ocean would tell you to get stuffed!
Correct lyric: “I found a fox caught by dogs.”
Correct lyric: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer." Tony Danza is in fact the actor who starred in TV series ‘Taxi’. It's easy to get them confused…
Correct lyric: “Just let me state for the record.” Ah, a Peter Kay classic - now we can't hear the real lyrics!
Correct lyric: “Excuse me, while I kiss the sky”
Correct lyric: "aww freak out! Le freak, c'est Chic".
Correct lyric: "Or should I just keep chasing pavements." Penguins or pavements – it’s pretty weird to chase either, to be fair.
Correct lyric: “See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen”