Are These The Most Bizarre Song Lyrics?
How did these slip under our radar for so long? Add your own in the comments!
1. Spandau Ballet - True
We've heard of sea-legs but what are seaside arms?
2. Des'ree - Life
Fantastic song but this verse reads like child's poem!
3. WHAM! - Club Tropicana
First off, this is not the best business model - FREE drinks? Second, a tropical-themed bar in the sunshine but no water to cool down?
4. The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
5. Phil Collins - Sussiedo
We've never met anyone called Sussiedo so it took us a while to figure out that Phil was talking about a lady. It's one thing him saying the word - but why force us to too?
6. Beatles - I Am The Walrus
We're fairly certain the boys were under the influence when they wrote this one.
7. Lionel Richie - All Night Long
We had our own lyrics made up for this bit of the song... and that's not what we had!
8. Michael Jackson - Earth Song
Somebody please think of the elephants!!!
9. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain
Not sure how this one would work, but it sounds dangerous!!